The winnings should be sent immediately to:
Jeff Glasse
57 Thompson Street
NY NY 10012
Minutes before my first lunch date with a man I met online, he called to cancel because he was hit by a bicycle and was in the emergency room at Roosevelt Hospital. I later called the E.R. to check on him, and a nurse said he was never there. Weeks after that, I heard about another woman with whom he used the same excuse: hit by a bike; in the E.R. Is it dater beware, or is there an obligation to be honest even online? — BETH ROSE FEUERSTEIN, LONG BEACH, N.Y.
You were stood up by an internet date and then you called the ER where he said he was to check up on him? Time to kill yourself.
1 comment:
OMG you are so incredibly verbose and clever.
Believe it or not.....if you were an internet dater/creature and you had collided with a bicyclist and claimed bodily harm I would even call the ER to check on you! (yes indeedy I would). What you failed to mention or give creedence to was the fact that another woman had the identical experience a week later...YEP the hit by the bicycle defense kind of wears thin. BUT...why kill the messenger? I was simply retelling a story .
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